Pattonage

pi4nobl4ck:

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pi4nobl4ck:

The only way to make this game more gross.

pi4nobl4ck:

And sometimes earlier than expected.

pi4nobl4ck:

Come on, this job got to have some downturns!

murraythenut:

Invention

9gag:

What is that in the background?

thedailywhat: [photo via.]

deleteyourself:

Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhh

siddman:

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blackandwtf:

Thanks, Sarah.

siddman:

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siddman:

Harold, it’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can’t remember maybe a model, but she’s dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen. I don’t want to leave anything out here. I guess I’ve killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um… I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I’m not sure I’m gonna get away with it this time. I guess I’ll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I’m a pretty uh, I mean I guess I’m a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry’s Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

suicideblonde:suicidewatch:

pwnator:

noahkai:

fuckyeah4chan:

Baw

pwnator:

sheldoncooper:

primetimesoapjunkie81:

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I love that a guy is wearing this shirt! :)

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:

becuz you like wearing matching outfits

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